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The Cranky Carb

The Cranky Carb

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Some people need coffee before talking. You? You need butter. This sarcastic Thanksgiving mug is here to set boundaries before the small talk starts. The "Don't Talk to Me Until I've Buttered My Roll" mug (aka The Cranky Carb) is equal parts festive, funny, and aggressively honest— just like you. Whether it's Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving brunch, or just a random Tuesday, this mug is your official warning label. Fill it with coffee, tea, or something stronger (no judgement). Sip with sarcasm. Butter first, conversation later.

11oz & 15 oz
Glossy finish with vibrant print
Microwave & dishwasher safe

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